LOOK OUT WE ARE HAUNTED!!!!

So, we were looking at our statistics, and we saw One Boss Showdown had a download.

BUT NO VIEWS!

Thus, we had a mystery on our hands. And you know what they all say about mysteries, "Hire a professional investigator as stated in official Balloon Co. Handbook for Proper Employee Procedure, pg 23"
Thus, we had a mystery on our hands. And you know what human resources say about mysteries, "Uh, that's... what are you talking about?  How did you get this number?"

OH NO! By trying to solve this mystery, WE JUST BIRTHED A NEW MYSTERY! Well, while HR deals with their new detective work, we figured we'd solve this mystery before it multiplies out of control UNTIL EVERYTHING IS A MYSTERY!

To save the world from mysterification, (your welcome), we quickly pulled up the page on InternetNetscapeExplorer. Then, we saw it.

WE FORGOT TO UPLOAD THE GAME!!!!

So, we uploaded the game (your welcome again). After celebrating launching One Boss Showdown for a second time, we got a call from an HR manager saying they were investigating how we got their number, when we realized something:

HOW DID SOMEONE DOWNLOAD OUR GAME IF WE FORGOT TO UPLOAD IT???
So, we slammed the phone down instead of asking the manager if his refrigerator was running (always common courtesy) and fetched the proper gallon of walrus blood, penguin bones, and rattle made from Balloon Co. [gaming division] toenails. After all, THE ONLY WAY A FILE CAN BE DOWNLOADED IF IT WAS NEVER UPLOADED IS BY BEING HAUNTED BY A GHOST WITH VERY GOOD TASTES IN VIDEO GAMES!!!! Our game was SO GOOD a ghost must have wanted to play it BEFORE YOU LIVING PEOPLE (who also have good tastes in video games). We woke up a lawyer that knows cannon law, and had him perform a digital exorcism. He said a lot of words in Latin AND Piglatin so it must have worked! Therefore, it is now safe for you to download and enjoy One Boss Showdown without fear of being cursed by cyberghosts.

Enjoy!

PS. We're never telling HR how we got their number because we just realized it was a HR from some other company due to being embarrassed and legally scared.